Friday Fuck-Its 

The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.

M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."

Friday Fuck-Its by Cyrano Cytoplasm January 4, 2009

Friday fuck off mail 

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

Friday fuck off mail by workaholic March 23, 2012

Flat Fuck Friday 

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

Flat Fuck Friday by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.

Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.

Fuck-Fuck Friday by Big Fiz June 26, 2009

Who Gives A Fuck Friday

Created by Jason Ellis its the best day of the week. its friday so you dont give a fuck about anything.

if you have a bad day on friday its because you gave a fuck.

jason ellis "its Who gives a fuck Friday and you can shove it up your ass"

rawdog "you want to take some calls?"

jason ellis "i dont give a fuck"

Who Gives A Fuck Friday by 4hate0 August 4, 2010

Friday Night Fuck Fest 

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.

College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.

Friday Night Fuck Fest by Grinnell April 10, 2008

fist fuck friday 

A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.

Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?

This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!

fist fuck friday by Rchef326 January 3, 2008