Freshmonger 

A senior or upperclassman that is an outcast within their own grade, so they resort to being friends with underclassmen i.e Freshman.
Freshmongers are usually female, most often obese and hated by their own classmates. Freshman look up to them because they are upperclassmen and think they are cool for hanging out with one.
It is very likely that the Freshmonger won't have a date to the prom, so they invite one of their Freshman buddies so they won't be so lonely.

Freshman Girl 1: OMG rnt we sooo cool? We hng out with Seniors! Maybe they will invite us to prom!

Freshman Girl 2: We r soo hot! Let's go be sluts!

Freshmonger: Do you guys want to go to prom with me? Nobody wants to be my date!! Isn't that weird? I'm so hot!

Freshmonger by OptimisticallyChallenged March 8, 2011

Fredonk 

A person who struggles to login to websites

He can’t login. He’s such a fredonk

Fredonk by OllieTGG January 7, 2023

freshzone 

That little area on 9GAG between 20-60 votes that your fresh post gets, not quite making it to the Trendzone and you sit there refreshing your page, hoping for just a few more votes.

"Man, this post is stuck in the freshzone again. WHY DOES NOBODY GET MY JOKES."

freshzone by nunafromjapan August 22, 2014

freshOnizuka

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive streamer at twitch

freshOnizuka streamt schon wieder

freshOnizuka by and1meister- May 1, 2017

freshlocked 

professional fortnite player 7x fncs champion

freshlocked just won another fncs bro its so unfair but hes so good at everything he plays

freshlocked by freshlocked February 16, 2024

Freshmock 

The best way to get started in an activity—put all the youngins on a team and have them figure everything out together: an unbreakable bond and fantastic memories.

"How did Jackie and Melody get so good?"
"They did freshmock together."
"Ohhhh. That'll do it."

Freshmock by ATLGurvin June 25, 2024