Hard for Tard

Getting sexually aroused by a disabled person.

"Dude, you're so hard for tard."

Hard for Tard by Psymon- September 21, 2006

Cards for Tards 

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

Cards for Tards by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

tardy for the party 

An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.

We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.

tardy for the party by JupitersaidSo December 2, 2009

Tardy for the Party 

The art of throwing together a trashy outfit every Friday which consists of destroyed jeans, and a plain white v-neck tee-shirt.

We're gonna look like a hot hot mess tomorrow because it's Tardy for the Party day.

Tardy for the Party by starleishaG May 30, 2010

Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook

Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.

Fortard by PdxJosh March 30, 2013

Fortarded 

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

Fortarded by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

Fortard

A retarded fortnite player that uses shotguns and smgs to fucking kill you they also use those guns as toys

My son is a fortard

Fortard by Afellowgamer November 27, 2018