fighter pilots thumbs 

the hardening of the female nipple when subjected to cold weather, resulting in her studs resembling fighter pilot thumbs

'shes got nips like fighter pilots thumbs ya cunt'

fighter pilots thumbs by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

mississippi fighter pilots 

the act of 2 men and 2 women running around the room making plane noises, you jump in the air with a full on rager. first one to blow their load (shoot down the enemy pilot) wins!!!

Went on a double date last night, ended with some mississippi fighter pilots.

mississippi fighter pilots by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

Fighter Pilot 

1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft

2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job

3. Have the best job in history

Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!

Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.

Fighter Pilot by A i337 guy March 18, 2012

fighter pilot 

A military pilot who flies fighter aircraft.

Can be: a wild individual who isn't afraid to take risks and usually can put away a wide variety of potables.

A fun guy to have at a party.

Some of the best fighter pilots around are Marine fighter pilots.

fighter pilot by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath

Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot

Airtight Fighter Pilot by Crimez June 20, 2013

double-fisted fighter pilot 

variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room

experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"

Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."

double-fisted fighter pilot by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010

fighter pilot 

the sexual act of when a girl spreads her legs really wide while on her back (usually on a bed), the guy then jumps up and down in between her legs and when he finally gets enough height, he belly flops onto the chick hopefully landing his cock perfectly into the vagaegae.

Just like when a fighter pilot bombs Japan. :)

fighter pilot by Logie Wogie & M Shon March 27, 2011