merrising 

The act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation.

When a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture.

Good god. That girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else.

No, he cant come out tonight he is merrising.

I'm sorry about that guys I was merrising bad.

merrising by cammel jockey November 20, 2011

Farising 

A verb named after Horrors frontman Faris Rotter or Badwan, whose rabid howling is neither singing or shouting. Therefore, if you faris, you are mimicing that noise. It was invented by Amber and Eman of the Horum.

To faris, I faris, you faris, she/he/one farises, they faris, we faris, they faris.

Wow, can that girl faris!

I've got really good at farising recently.

Farising by AmberColouredHorror June 22, 2008

chutney ferreting 

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

chutney ferreting by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

forriging 

Sleeping with a one night stand, and stealing underwear as a momento or as a trophy piece

"Yo, went forriging last night and came back with a huge tent"

forriging by Jay and Jake January 13, 2006

Ferreting 

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other

A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.

Ferreting by Dr Blitzbeine November 7, 2010

ferreting 

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.

ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down

ferreting by ferreter September 5, 2011

Farising 

1. To over think; to constantly worry about.
2. The action of to faris (verb.)

That boy was farising yesterday when he kept moaning about how he felt bad for his friend for hours and days.

Farising by Number#1 February 19, 2009