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yard of that fence 

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
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Billy feck-wit 

A person who tries to engratiate themselves to other members of a chat forum. Everybodys friend. Ridiculed and scorned by most. Boringly unoriginal and unfunny type.
Another unfunny Billy feck-wit comment. Just who is he trying to impress?
Billy feck-wit by hi-bee 2009 February 24, 2009

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.
Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

Burn the fence down 

The slogan of anti-centrism a comedic spinoff of extreme political ideologies. The slogan is calling for everyone considered an extremists to get rid of the metaphorical fence a centrist is on and cause them to pick a side.
Virgin Centrist scum: well I'm not so sure about that...

Chad Anrco-nazbol extremists: BURN THE FENCE DOWN!!!!

Turtle Fence 

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.
Tom erected the turtle fence to help save the turtles.
Turtle Fence by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010
Can be used in multiple contexts e.g. meaning Gucci, fine or fancy.
Additionally, can be used in replacement of cash money or any other positive expression.
"How are you?" "I'm fency"
"She was so fency!"
"That's well fency!"
"That wasn't very fency of you"