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fatterson 

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)
I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well
fatterson by Jordy420La December 6, 2016
An overweight, mouth-breathing complainer who blames his/her weight problems on everything other than what likely is the true cause, which basically amounts to eating too much and sitting on their fat lazy asses all day.
Rodney: "Damn, look at dude goin' downtown on that triple whopper!..... WTF is up with the diet Coke though?""

Chris: "Meh, I see that shit everyday, typical fatler behavior.".
Fatler by Jlutius October 26, 2009
A chubby, overweight or obese person. We all know a Fatler.
Elliot is such a Fatler!

Oh my god, he used to be well built, he's such a fatler now!

Look at the chins on that Fatler!
Fatler by scullydog March 27, 2013

Fathers Advice 

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.
Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.
Fathers Advice by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008

Tupac's Fathers 

Actually, Tupac did eventually meet his biological father: Billy (William) Garland. After Tupac was shot five times on November 30, 1994, in New York, he met his father in the hospital. Before this, he had thought that his real father was dead. Tupac later would say "I thought my father was dead all my life. After I got shot, I looked up there was this nigga that looked just like me. And he was my father; that's when I found out. We still didn't take no blood test but the nigga looked just like me and the other nigga's dead so now I feel that I'm past the father stage."

After Tupac's death, Afeni and Billy sent a sample of Tupac's blood to Long Beach Genetics, who did the DNA testing, and the probability of Afeni and Billy being Tupac's parents was 99.97% - a match.
Tupac's father figures ("Tupac's fathers"):

~Tupac's stepfather, Mutulu Shakur, was arrested in 1986 for allegedly planning and executing the 1981 "Brinks Robbery" where an armored car was robbed and two New York policemen and a binks gaurd were killed; he is currently serving out his 60-year jail sentence.

~Tupac's godfather, a gangster by the name of Geronimo Pratt, was also jailed for nearly the entirety of Tupac's life; he was recently released after Tupac's death after serving 27 years of a 25-to-life murder sentence.

~Legs - got Afeni (Tupac's mother) addicted to crack
Tupac's Fathers by Ramsey22 October 10, 2005

childrenless fathers 

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.
Childrenless Fathers