damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop 

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop by Eviepie January 28, 2021

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

she farted on my dick by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

she farted on my dick by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021

get it farted on 

When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.

get it farted on, man

get it farted on by 1030JH April 21, 2022

She farted on my ass 

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

She farted on my ass by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

i farded on my own boaner 

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

i farded on my own boaner by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021