A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
by Dluxx June 14, 2008
Get the Fart Zombie mug.A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"
The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
by Dluxx June 13, 2008
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Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.
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