fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.

fannybatter by Cutaway August 17, 2004

fanny blaster 

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

fanny blaster by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

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fannybatter 

The substance created as a product of a busy social/active life and a poor sense of vaginal "housekeeping". Discofanny + time left unattended = fannybatter. Resolved with a warm bath, vigorous (yet appropriate) scrubbing action.

I got with XXXXX at the local nightclub, unfortunately upon taking her home, it transpired she had been at a 48 hour rave without shower. her pants were covered in fannybatter.

fannybatter by SWDarkMeme February 21, 2022

Fannybatter Biscuit

The name for a vagina when it secretes a lubricating fluid, or in more impressive cases actually squirts, prior to, during and after sexual congress.

"If you're not careful that fannybatter biscuit will drown you."

Fannybatter Biscuit by Fugly dumpster slut February 27, 2010

fanny blaster 

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.

policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"

fanny blaster by Luke webb August 10, 2006

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.

fannybatter by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009