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extratellurian 

Alien! Extraterrestrial!
Aliens! 👽👽👽

“Tellurian” means “of the Earth—inhabiting the Earth”.
“Extratellurian” therefore means “of another world—inhabiting another world”.
In Star Wars, Yoda is an extratellurian Jedi Grandmaster who leads the Jedi Order and who teaches the Jedi younglings, only for them to get…sliced and diced…Uh-oh.
In Avengers: Infinity War (and Endgame), Thanos is an extratellurian Titan who sought to wipe out half of all sentient life in order to “balance” the universe. And the Chitauri are a bunch of extratellurian howling crocodile dudes that try to…run n’ gun across New York…another uh-oh.
In Destroy All Humans!, Cryptosporidium is an extratellurian adventurer and infiltrator tasked with saving the Furon race from cloning itself to extinction. And he steals brains…
Uh-oh City!
Movies with aliens that present them as brutal extratellurian threats in the eyes of the human race are usually called “alien invasion films”.
extratellurian by Daredevil Beats November 8, 2019

Excritement 

1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.
Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...

Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.
Excritement by Hypermonic Pandablast December 10, 2009

excretement 

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.
On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.
excretement by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

Excrete The Skeet 

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

Extraterrestosterone 

An excuse for why one exudes manliness, it is as though the testosterone levels in the individual were impossible for a human.
Person 1: I don't understand how he can work as a lumberjack, bullfighter, pimp, and ninja/pirate all at once...

Person 2: Yeah, he must have extraterrestosterone.

extraterrestrial beings 

alians
me: look Extraterrestrial beings!!
you: can't you just say alians.