The electronic equivalent of going postal but instead of going after the employees in person, it is going after them electronically by means of sending them a nasty virus.
Jim: That's it i've had it with my coworkers.
Ruby: Sounds like you are ready to go postal
Jim: Make that epostal as I'm working from home today.
The feeling that the poo you just experienced may have resulted in a tearing of the perineum, not unlike the tearing a woman mayexperience during childbirth.
Person One: Why are you sitting on a pillow, today?
Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.
The delicate yet elusive act of taking a car and ploughing it through a grassy pane, wether it be a park, field or any area that has grass on its surface. Some fear EPOS, others have it in their blood.
EPOS professional: Fancy epos'ing the absolute fuck out of that park a bit later?
EPOS assistant: highly deece