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My hovercraft is full of eels 

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
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A girl who might not have the biggest self esteem, but she has a big heart. She often puts others before herself, and enjoys being herself. Others might tell her she's 'weird', but she takes it as a compliment. If you need someone to talk to, go to her, she's the most honest, trustworthy person out there. She's the best person to find in a friend, and she'll also put everyone else above her, but to the extreme. Don't. Ever. Mess. With. Her. Friends. She's got a dark side under that sweet and innocent face, one that only comes to play when you mess with her friends
She is definitely an Ells!!
is that an Ells?
she looks like an Ells
Ells by Nxzmin February 23, 2018
a very UNIQUE name, usually Chinese, artist, uses the term "hoe" a lot. Doesn't really play video games and is also always busy.
Person 1: Do you see Jenna over there?

Person 2: Yeah, she's such an Eellin
Eellin by 0VHK January 13, 2020

conger eels and rice 

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece
1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

James Ellsworth 

One of the BEST WWE Superstars to enter a SmackDown! Ring.
WWEUniverse: WE WANT ELLSWORTH!
WWEUniverse: WE WANT ELLSWORTH!
WWEUniverse: WE WANT ELLSWORTH!
WWEUniverse: James Ellsworth!
James Ellsworth by @RichAbbottLOL November 1, 2016

jacoby ellsbury 

kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.
Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!
jacoby ellsbury by Red Sox > You November 6, 2007
An incredibly talented and beautiful Finnish boy. Always energetic and brings joy to the world.
I feel good when around Eelis
Eelis by fishporridge January 14, 2019