eatums 

the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm

kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."

eatums by JewC May 21, 2008

Carpe eatum 

Latin term for lesbians, carpet munchers. Generally translated as "seize the muff".

Shelly was a card carrying carpe eatum.

Carpe eatum by Knutee2 March 13, 2009

eatums place 

An ultra rare restaurant in “welcome to bloxburg” on the popular game roblox.

eatums place is just down the road, wanna grab a bite?

eatums place by Lii ohh yes February 4, 2022

earbummer 

when a wet dick goes in your ear

Im not in the mood for an earbummer right now.

earbummer by jackie and lindsay October 24, 2003

EatSumCrow

what can i say if you see this username on anything RUN FOR YO LIFE

oh no its eatsumcrow

EatSumCrow by thatonesusguy December 27, 2022

Eatbud

The name of someone who eating buds of flower.

Marie, an Eatbud, says that roses are her favorite to eat.

Eatbud by Rand0m_Ic0n February 6, 2026