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Earthlings Day 

August 2nd

A day to celebrate anyone and everyone because we are all awesome!! This day was established 08/02/2021 by Man D. And Pow L. (code names for me and my best frandddd)
It is Monday, August 2nd, 2021
Man: I love humans. They are very interesting

Pow: !!!!!
Man: Do you agree with me?
Pow: Very Much.
Man: We should celebrate all humans. We should make a holiday about it
Pow: !!!Preach !!!
Man: Happy earthlings day!!!!
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hello earthlings 

this is an alien saying; typical alien
"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien

google earthing 

What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.
I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.
google earthing by kginatl September 13, 2008
Word of the Day on August 13, 2022

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.
While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.
Earthling Ed by The Macaw May 19, 2020

Earthing 

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.
She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.
Earthing by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014

Earthlink 

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.
Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

Earthlink by Mikeala January 8, 2006

google earthing 

sitting at home or at work all day and looking up peoples houses on google earth.

also called google earth stalking
timmy sits at home all weekend google earthing. its so weird!
google earthing by leslieoconnor February 20, 2009