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the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean "food" when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious...mmmm
kid- "mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!"
mom- "ok sweetie one second"

random douchebag- "shit man, lets go get ourselves some o' them eatums"
other random douchebag- "hellz yeah"

as a wise man once said- "eatums are the keys to success...when used in the proper hands..."
eatums by JewC May 21, 2008
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A female lover who secretly enjoys anal sex
My eanum, I can't wait until you are my pig again
eanum by Vincent Spencer June 27, 2007
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Eekum Bokum

1: What the Vtuber Inugami Korone refers to Mumbo Tokens as in Her playthrough of Banjo-Kazooie due to the sound it makes when Banjo and Kazooie reach it. It's stylised in some animations by the youtuber 2manysnacks as a blue skull with yellow eyes, However, in the game it is a silver skull.
2: The sound made by said item.
I've spotted an Eekum Bokum on that hill.
Eekum Bokum by thekillercongle January 6, 2023

Carpe eatum 

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Shelly was a card carrying carpe eatum.
Carpe eatum by Knutee2 March 13, 2009
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Somebody the is gay is known as an Ekum !!!!
ekum by P03 November 22, 2021

eatums place 

An ultra rare restaurant in “welcome to bloxburg” on the popular game roblox.
eatums place is just down the road, wanna grab a bite?
eatums place by Lii ohh yes February 4, 2022

eaumechant 

A hacker

Awesome

Hacks computers and such
eaumechant touched your server
eaumechant by eaumechant November 19, 2004