Dry as a nuns crutch 

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch

Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

dry as a popcorn fart 

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.

Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!

dry as a popcorn fart by GSDlover January 21, 2018

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

dry as a dead dingos donger by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

dry as a nun's cunt 

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

dry as a nun's cunt by bill smiff January 5, 2011

dry as a nuns nasty 

Very dry. A nuns vagina should be dry (supposedly) and therefore to say this means its very dry.

"Hasn't rained in months, its as dry as a nuns nasty"

dry as a nuns nasty by strtmvs January 12, 2012

dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

dry as a nuns cunt by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Dry as a chip 

Bloody dry

Thommo - Geez Brucee we need some rain
Brucee - Yeah mate, it's as dry as a chip out there.

Dry as a chip by Snowy85 March 9, 2009