Malibu Dream House

The act of shoving a Barbie doll up your asshole feet first. The doll's unrealistic physical dimensions make it easy to slide deep into one's rectum until only the head is visible.

My gay threesome with Alan and Julio was going great until they held me down and gave me a Malibu Dream House. I still can't get the brown and red stains off my favorite Skipper.

Malibu Dream House by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. September 26, 2010

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ken from barbie life in the dream house

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro

one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

ken from barbie life in the dream house by Totally smart March 6, 2022

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Barbie's Dream house

The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.

You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.

Barbie's Dream house by Pacific Highlander January 11, 2009

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DreamHouseSky

The One Person Who Dreams In a Bratz House .

Random girl : OMG ! Is that DreamHouseSky?? They are so beautiful .
Some Guy : But can You Deal with their Emotions ? Heard they are an Aquarius ..

DreamHouseSky by Anonymous kingdom November 21, 2021

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Dreamhousegina

Just some girls trying to have fun #YOLO

This is soooo dreamhousegina. Dreamhousegina is so back.

Dreamhousegina by Sheriif April 1, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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