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The Dowlings 

An up-and-coming Australian band consisting of four young guys: Jack Dowling, Andrew Dowling, Josh Barber and Dom McKay. They play rock/pop/alternative music and are based in Melbourne.
"I'm going to go and see The Dowlings play tonight do you want to come?"
"Yeah, Sure they're awesome"
The Dowlings by dowlingfan February 27, 2009

Dowling College 

A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....

Laiku Dowling 

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).
Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!
Laiku Dowling by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017

Dowling Catholic High School 

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.
FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

Andrew Dowling 

usually an anoying person who doesnt know what stop means he usually asks you over and over for your ipod. they dont shut up and not good around girls

Zak Dowling 

Most amazing guy, a notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. He's good at making you laugh and altogether, fun to be around <3. He's damn sexy and smart. He is someone you will meet and never forget. He has the cutest hair and most amazing eyes that you cant literally stop staring at. His smile always brightens up the day. If you lucky enough to know him then ... damn you're lucky <3 Every day not spent with him can drag along like an endless railway track

He's Gf is the luckest girl in the world :0
Zak dowling is a sexy beast ;)
Zak Dowling by AnonSexyBeast July 26, 2011