Glaze the Doughnut 

Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.

Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."

Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."

Glaze the Doughnut by Richard Head II August 28, 2013

glaze her doughnut 

v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)

Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.

glaze her doughnut by a_Mak December 20, 2008

Glazed doughnut 

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.

Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!

Glazed doughnut by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

glazed doughnut 

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

glazed doughnut by mike e boy September 25, 2005

glazed doughnut 

when one has vaginal fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of muff-diving.

"I enjoy eating pussy.. I especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning."

glazed doughnut by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

glazed doughnut 

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.

Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.

glazed doughnut by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004

Glazed Doughnut 

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex

After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut

Glazed Doughnut by UrbanDJ1996 July 8, 2010