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Door Spank 

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.
Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."
Door Spank by master_b88 May 8, 2011
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dookshank 

Dookshank : Duk shank, A frozen piece of fecal matter frozen and used as a weapon .
Man watch out that cat in cell 6a has a dookshank.
dookshank by chewbakkarising November 17, 2007

Doorshaker 

A person who walks up to a business before (or after) hours where the business hours are clearly displayed and proceeds to grab the handle and attempt to open the door forcefully.
Every morning there is at least one "Doorshaker" waiting outside my business.
Doorshaker by Jcbfire13 January 24, 2019

Dolespank 

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.
Dolespank by Eric August 17, 2003

Dooropanphobia 

A fear of a door opening.
*door opens*

person with dooropanphobia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SCARED AAAAAAAAAAAAa
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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