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donkey bag 

a particularly horrendous hangover which entails full body symptoms including; (a) feeling really sick but being unable to vomit without help from your hands down your throat (b) aversion to any food (c) thinking you are capable of sleeping it off but actually feeling worse after a nap and requiring a return to bed etc. etc. Particularly prominent in South Africa and South East Asia with Koh Samui Airport a notable blackspot
Alan Thompson is a key proponent of the donkey bag
donkey bag by swalshy October 11, 2009
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dooky bag 

Years ago, when a child was leaving their grandparents home, they were given a bag of goodies, candy, cookies etc and it was referred to as a dooky bag.
Take home this dooky bag with you and eat it after your parents tell you that you can.
dooky bag by princess1322 March 9, 2011

donkey bagging 

Giving a woman/man rough Anal Sex whilst sticking your fingers down his/her throat making them vomit the contractions will allow for a more pleasurable Deep Anal Drilling.
Jings Mrs Quim I heard Mr Fudge gave Missy Elliot a rough Donkey Bagging last night he is currently in the potting shed tryng to clean sick from his slip-ons

Donkey Bagging 

Giving a woman/man rough Anal Sex whilst sticking your fingers down his/her throat making them vomit the contractions will allow for a more pleasurable Deep Anal Drilling.
Crikey oh blimey Mrs harper-jones I heard Mr Pemberton Smythe gave Missy Elliot a rough Donkey Bagging last night he is currently in the potting shed tryng to clean sick from his slip-ons
Donkey Bagging by Cheesy Minge June 20, 2007

donkey bags 

The best water transportation design ever
Shit, check out them donkey bags.
donkey bags by Rob230498234 March 26, 2008

donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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