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I Don't Speak School Shooter 

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
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Don Soffer High School 

U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage
Don Soffer High School by Messi800 December 9, 2019

Don Ross Middle School 

a shit school with all assholes in it
Welcome to Don Ross Middle School. We are excited that you are going to be continuing your education here at Don Ross.

Don Lugo High School 

A school in Chino, California pertaining of: 20% drugged up kids, 42% sluts (mostly sophwhores and most aren't even good looking either), 10% athletes, 3% academic intelligence, and 25% fun (usually outside of school).
Don Lugo High School is pretty epic... nvm it's just the CLASS OF 2013!

Why we don’t need school 

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read
And this is why we don’t need school

Don Soffer High School 

A school where you get your debit card stolen
Did you see a kid got his card stolen at don soffer high school

hy we don’t need school 

Spanish: Dora
English: We speak it
Math: Calculator

Science: We have NASA
Music: Spotify

Drama: TikTok

PE: Walking back and forth to the kitchen

Writing: Just text
Reading: If you are reading this now you obviously know how to read
And this is why we don’t need school