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don't leave me challenge 

It's a challenge that people say the worst terrible jokes and then run away while Thier friends if they have any shout don't leave me and run after the person
I have a bill I put it on a gate............ Bill Gate that's a don't leave me challenge

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom 

A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.
Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!"
Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom."
And so --
Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?"
Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."

Don’t leave me on paused 

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

Dont leave me Quisling 

Another form of "Dont leave me hanging"
Ahh cmon dude, dont leave me Quisling

leave it dont retrieve it 

when you pump your woman from the back (preferably anal) and while youre piping her, you cut your dick off, leave it in her rump and walk home drunk.

leave that dick there.. you dont need it anymore.
plus your girl is happy because she received the most honarable prize/award known to woman.
use a sharp knife so the removal is swift and clean. leave it dont retrieve it
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026