Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

docker's nod by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Docktor

An expert in docking. A man with a stretchy, elastic or pliable foreskin capable of enveloping the head of another man's penis.

Doctor Jay proved to be quite the docktor... after he engulfed the acorn head of Mark's penis within his voluminous web of foreskin.

Docktor by Clean up your messages please July 20, 2010

Be a docter 

What all Asian parents say

You get a B, you are disgrace, how you going be a docter

Be a docter by Lil petite September 4, 2019

docker picker 

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

docker picker by FeelThePower March 28, 2008

dickterrupted 

Dick-terrupted- When a girl is talking to a man and is interrupted in a conversation by another man and then both men ignores her to talk about cars.

Sally was talking to Paul when Rodney came over and dickterrupted to show Paul a cool picture.

dickterrupted by Rsinic July 13, 2019