Disastar 

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

Disastar by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

divastated

Melodramatically, histrionically, excessively, upset.

Did you hear?? They bias cut all the wedding reception cucumber sandwiches at the wrong angle! Poor Lucy...she will be divastated.

divastated by wily_codger August 25, 2011

Divstarr 

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:

Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.

Divstarr by Ernie October 15, 2004

disastard 

Equal parts disaster, bastard, and retard.

George Bush is a disastard.

disastard by Kelly The Dog January 2, 2009

divStar

a nice, very submissive something, that likes to get whipped by a certain person ^^... likes playing in the yard, having sex and talking about dirty thoughts of others...

* deme gropes divStar
* deme tentaclerapes divStar
* Sha_Gojyo_ kills divStar

divStar by UniverseStar March 25, 2005

divastated

The state of being so devastated, and also so fabulous, that you have to on the daybed (a couch will do in a pinch) all day and have people bring you treats and intoxicants.

A. After her break-up with the prince of Williamsburg, Claire was so divastated that we had to work in shifts just to keep her pillows fluffed and her glass full.

B. How does she always look impeccable even when she's in a state of divastation? It must be the waterproof mascara.

divastated by Lady Khalayha April 17, 2013