ditchpig 

A girl who is a fat annoying bitch

Shut up you ditchpig, you are really getting on my nerves!

ditchpig by Banglegurl August 16, 2003

ditchpig 

An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.

I should really lay off the Jagerbombs I keep waking up beside a ditchpig.

ditchpig by DennisIsEvil March 24, 2007

ditchpig 

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

ditchpig by phil k April 22, 2005

Ditchpig 

A wayward woman who allows men to run trains on her in public places such as fields and at the side of roads

That hos a ditchpig me and my boys hit it last night

Ditchpig by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009

ditchpick

Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.

"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."

ditchpick by wallyladyn May 13, 2010

ditchpig 

An overweight, obnoxious chick. It could be a dude too, if he looks like a chick. The ones you just want to ditch.

Ditchpig: "Omg, as if you didn't invite me to the party!!"
Popular Girl: "It's not my fault you're a ditchpig. Fugly ho."

ditchpig by crunkcakes May 3, 2010

ditchpig 

a young,extremely promiscuous woman

Yes,that Pamela is from Vancouver;and she IS a ditchpig!

ditchpig by dh September 22, 2003