dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.

Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"

Disclexic by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009

dishlexic 

putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.

When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.

Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.

"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".

dishlexic by Lok Stok November 26, 2010

dislexic shocker 

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

dislexic shocker by pef June 11, 2006

dislexic 

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

dislexic by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

Dislexic Bible by Gene Sins January 13, 2007