Dispantia 

(noun) The medical condition, which often afflicts males on television, where one is unable to remember if one is wearing pants. Symptoms of this include, not only the lack of pants, but also to go sans trousers in public and the inability... ...to remember (or sluggishly recall) not wearing pants at a later date.

Sally Sparrow was in for a surprise when she visited her friend, who neglected to inform her that her brother suffers from Dispantia.

Dispantia by Leaviel September 14, 2009

dispwned 

What Maddox is now that his mom knows about his site. When you are disowned, but to like the 3rd power.

See example, as quoted from QDB.

<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox

dispwned by Jack Skellington November 4, 2004

Dispinterested 

A lack of interest in the online pinboard Pinterest.

Not wanting to partake in Pinterest.

Also related: unpinteresting

Photos posted on Pinterest that other viewers may find unremarkable/unimpressive in nature.

"I checked out Pinterest and I'm done with that. Declare me officially dispinterested."

"Some of those photos that were posted? Yawn. Completely unpinteresting."

Dispinterested by LOLLM March 5, 2012

dispwn 

To relinquish all ties and revoke the license to pwnz.

You w4ll h4x0r you are now dispwned from my server!!!!

dispwn by The Head Panda in Charge March 2, 2005

dispwn 

In multi-player gaming, the act of a team leaving the match en masse in order to leave a single player (usually a teamkiller, or simply an obnoxious or otherwise unsavory player) in the game by himself.

This teamkiller is pissing me off. Let's dispwn him and stop wasting our time.

dispwn by Tainted Spectre January 21, 2008

dispantsia 

A condition in which a person or persons find themselves, usually somewhat suddenly, disrobed.

The characters in this show suffer from quite a bit of dispantsia.

There is definitely not enough dispantsia around here.

dispantsia by Cpt. Jaq December 9, 2008

Dispwnage 

Being Dissed, Pwned, and disowned at the same time.

Dude when clark told his dad he was gay he got dispwned. it was major dispwnage.

Dispwnage by JAPANDA!! July 17, 2010