Discolexia 

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

Discolexia by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

Disco Leg 

When you have been out all night dancing and the next morning you suffer with sore legs, knees and joints....causing you to limp.... then you have disco leg.

Looking hung over and limping.... "He has disco leg"

Disco Leg by Pazzypj4 April 27, 2009

Disco Leg 

A feeling of restlessness made obvious by the rapid twitching of one or both legs. Often occurs on a Friday afternoon at work as you begin to start thinking about hitting the pub.

It's 4pm on Friday and this disco leg is driving me crazy! Time for a beer!

Disco Leg by Nellypaal February 20, 2010

Discolexic 

A broad term defining a dancing disability that impairs a person's fluency or accuracy in being able to pull fly moves, check his/her bad self, and generally leads the person to look like a silly sod.

Did you check Jeff last night? He was falling all over the floor, maybe we should get him looked at, I think he might be Discolexic.

Discolexic by J'aime Ferrero January 3, 2011

Discolectrik 

A word to describe a person that is soooooo awesome, that the word awesome cannot be used because it isn't awesome enough to describe them.In short: teh awesomeness.

Man, Zac looks so discolectrik in his Kooley shirt.

Discolectrik by furikurifishy April 8, 2009

Disco Leg 

Needing to pee with urgency. So called due to the twitching the leg does.

I've gotta go >twitch< i've got disco 'leg'

Disco Leg by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004