The Dirty Squirt

While having sex with a dirty black woman, you cum in her mouth, and she spits it back on you.

"I just gave black betty the dirty squirt the other day!"

The Dirty Squirt by Clifford Skyler February 12, 2008

Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

dirty squirties 

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

dirty squirties by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Dirt Squirt 

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

Dirt Squirt by dipstickin December 12, 2014

african dirt squirt 

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

african dirt squirt by the African dirt squirter December 1, 2013

Dirty Squirties 

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

Dirty Squirties by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Dirty Squirty Berty 

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

Dirty Squirty Berty by 13th Duke May 5, 2009