dine n ditch 

To leave a restaurant without paying for you meal, usually running out the door.

john and angel dine n ditched dennys.

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dine n ditch by jdizzelfashizzel May 11, 2009

Dine and ditch

A mash up of dine and dash and ding dong ditch. The participants evade paying their bill at a restaurant, leaving a flaming bag of dog shit as a distraction.

Those damn kids dine and ditched!

Dine and ditch by Spootypuff November 11, 2010

dine n ditch 

Slang term for eating at a sit-down restaurant and leaving without paying; "dining" then "ditching" the check!

dine n ditch by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

dine n ditch 

eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the check

Yesterday we went did a dine n ditch at Perkins!

dine n ditch by da nasty one June 11, 2003

dine n ditch 

going to a friend's house or to a restaurant, not paying or otherwise being grateful to the host, and then immediately leaving with a full stomach, only giving back a quick "thanks".

host: "aww, this food was quite exquisite, dont you think?"

ditcher: "Woah! look at the time! i gotta go, thanks!" *runs out*

host: "AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
host mumbles: "dam dine n ditch"

dine n ditch by I might be July 20, 2006

Ditch and dine 

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying

For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine

Ditch and dine by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024