dillywick 

1. verb; to waste time with pointless activities. (noun dillywicker, one who wastes time with pointless activities.)
2. synonym: dicking around.

ex. where is john?
- He's dillywicking around.

dillywick by The OH Group July 11, 2009

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

Dillynink 

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

Dillynink by Rakis June 14, 2018

Dillwick 

A dillwick is a total an utter idiot. Someone who is lacking in both mental agility and intelligence.

Yeah that Lee, he's a total Dillwick

Dillwick by trickyone May 14, 2009

dillywinker 

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes

Jessica is such a dillywinker

dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022

dillywonk 

Sort of like a thingamajig or doodad, but more confusing.

"What is that?"
"Just a little dillywonk I came up with."

dillywonk by tyger9575 February 15, 2015

Dillywanker 

When a man named zeb and a man named dylan have anal sex then before dylan cums in zeb they both yell diliwanker

I came in the room and found my brother and his friend yelling DILLYWANKER!! DILLIWANKKER!!!

Dillywanker by Wankerdonker November 29, 2016