Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

dishkrieg 

Doing the dishes + Blitzkrieg.

Getting the dishes done lightning fast.

Lets Dishkrieg!

I'll turn on some tunes while we Dishkrieg!

dishkrieg by Canola June 17, 2011

Dickering 

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

Dickering by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

hood dickering 

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

hood dickering by team boobiez January 12, 2015

Ditzkrieg 

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".

"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!

Ditzkrieg by Andreafdz June 19, 2008

Dickrieg 

A unexpected barrage of unnecessarily cruel dickish insults or remarks launched against a weaker individual. The Dickrieg is among the most powerful tactics available to a Dick.

That handsome blonde haired German Dick is unleashing a Dickrieg on that Polish kid over there.

Dickrieg by fatty fatty two by four March 25, 2010

ditzkrieg 

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

ditzkrieg by dr foo October 21, 2010