Dealiology

Dealiology was created by the likes of Austin Heath, a local musician from Buffalo, NY. With a bit of imagination, Austin created a religion for fellow musician and friend, Alex Deal. This, however, started as a joke, but has sophisticated itself into this religion:

"I believe wholeheartedly in the power of the deity of eighties metal, Alex Deal, and that the effects of this power may make ordinary men saints of a low moral style. All the impossible is possible when you believe!" ~Austin Heath

When other religions may confuse, offend, or fail you, Dealiology will always deliver!

Dealiology by DJ Goats on a Boat May 19, 2011

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Dextology

The religion that worships food.

My religion is dextology , Dextology is true enlightenment

Dextology by lolwhat123 October 12, 2009

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dentology

It's not a fucking a word

"Did you hurt your tooth? You should go to the dentology clinic."
"That's not a word fuckhead"

dentology by Maximillianian October 20, 2023

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Debtology

The study of debt.

We need to do some debtology on the USA.

Debtology by taxitaco April 23, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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