Deceptive Fart 

A deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your asscheeks, you realize it is in fact Shit. Therefore resulting in you having to clench said bumhole and try to suck the poo up. Can result in failure, where you shit yourself, or excruciating pain.

Robert: "Man I thought I had to fart but I shit myself."
Wesley: "That's the worst deceptive fart ever!"

Deceptive Fart by 420GanjA420 April 2, 2012

Decorative Towel 

Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.

Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!

Decorative Towel by Fugus June 13, 2012

deceptive stoner 

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

deceptive stoner by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

deceptively athletic by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'

Decorative Log by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016

Democrative 

A stupid and epically failed attempt at describing a democratic system of government. It follows the same characteristics as irregardless, a whole nother, guesstimate, and more better.

Stupid Chick:Japan is more stricter than most democrative systems....

Father: I think you mean democratic.

Stupid Chick: God Bless You

Democrative by I am the stupid chick. December 20, 2010

Detractive 

-noun-

1) Someone who you personally think is attractive, but other people don't necessarily agree.

2) A guy/girl who only you are attracted towards.

Dave: Dude, that girl is so hot.
Darren: Not at all man. What are you smoking? She's ugly.
Dave: We'll, I find her rather attractive.
Darren: Not to me. But I can see how you would be attracted to her.
Dave: She's DETRACTIVE.

Detractive by bluerock123 August 26, 2009