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Fresh DE 

"Marvel at the stunning and captivating "Fresh DE" - a creature of such exquisite grace and charm that he bears an uncanny resemblance to the inimitable Drake, complete with a coiffure of legendary Fboy proportions. But beware, for within his soul lies a wound of the gravest sort - the haunting PTSD brought on by the mere sight of a line of code, inflicted upon him by the unforgiving realm of programming. Such is the price of greatness, for his powers of observation are of such prodigious might that the very act of his "lightskin stare" is enough to render lesser beings speechless with admiration. Let it be known that to besmirch this paragon of magnificence is to invite a fury of such wrathful intensity that even the gods themselves would tremble in fear, for he is a being of pure elegance and a force of nature unto himself."
"Is that a plane? Is that a bird? No it's Fresh DE with the lightskin stare!"
*Chrishan - Sin City plays*
Fresh DE by A certain Ed February 28, 2023
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Fresh DE 

Marvel at the stunning and captivating "Fresh DE" - a creature of such exquisite grace and charm that he bears an uncanny resemblance to the inimitable Drake, complete with a coiffure of legendary Fboy proportions. But beware, for within his soul lies a wound of the gravest sort - the haunting PTSD brought on by the mere sight of a line of code, inflicted upon him by the unforgiving realm of programming. Such is the price of greatness, for his powers of observation are of such prodigious might that the very act of his "lightskin stare" is enough to render lesser beings speechless with admiration. Let it be known that to besmirch this paragon of magnificence is to invite a fury of such wrathful intensity that even the gods themselves would tremble in fear, for he is a being of pure elegance and a force of nature unto himself.
"Look it's Fresh DE with that lightskin stare"
*sin city - crishan plays*
Fresh DE by A certain Ed February 28, 2023
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De freshboi 

A melodious music artiste from west Africa, especially Nigeria
You sing like de freshboi
De freshboi by Hdee May 9, 2021

De Freshmaker 

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

De Freshmaker 

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
I felt defreshed after that run.
defresh by Di Gitalis November 17, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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