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Davestation

Ultra bad-ass in the room that creates intimidation, fear, and complete sexiness
When Billy came out, he was the Davestation in the room.
Davestation by daveloveskorn October 16, 2009

DavesPinkyFinger 

DavesPinkyFinger is an extremely…”concerning” tiktoker. Honestly, I’m pretty worried for him.
REALLY worried.
“DavesPinkyFinger just ate 10 bowls of frootloops!! AGAIN!!!”

Going to daves house 

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."
Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .

davesport 

That one Day shift at freddys ship you didn't think was canon, but it is.
Person 1: Hey did you know davesport was canon
Person 2: Hol' up what the fuc-

davespeak 

The usually one-sided banter of Dave Matthews that takes place in between songs (usually) at a Dave Matthews Band or Dave and Tim show. It can be anything, such as random phrases and facts, mock dialogue, or an interesting anecdote.
Examples of Davespeak are:

“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms...”

“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”

“This is a song about somebody I was fucking...no, this is a song about somebody thatI really liked a lot....maybe, I don’t know...and I happened to be at the same time that I really enjoyed this person..fucking her at the same time."

"a goat's penis is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life."
davespeak by Dr. Philp September 22, 2005
To be in such a bad way that you liberally repeat yourself in the same sentence with use of unnecessary words. To regularly and foolishly tautologise.
"I'm going to give you the backhand of my hand"

"We went for a food meal"

"I was on a work do with work people"

All are great Davisms, used by Dave.
Davism by Jimeny December 27, 2013