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to draw pictures in your cum
after sex, i designed an elaborate cazzell on my lover's lower back
cazzell by bumpy dragonnut April 6, 2008
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cazzel is an amazing guy who is really funny, flirty, cool, and just an all round amazing guy. make sure that if you have one, keep him close and never let him go. he is very loyal, and will always make you laugh.
i can't believe i let cazzel go, i miss him, he is such an amazing guy.
cazzel by _hannahxox_ November 14, 2016
Noun - a comical MSN display name, usually because of its randomness or the fact it cannot in any way be associated with the person bearing it.
Rudigar: Did ya see Normans MSN name last night?

Uri: LMAO yeah: "Lovin the disco lights". I thought he was into heavy metal.....

Rudigar: Yeah it was a right old cyzzle!
Cyzzle by Turneep October 18, 2008
What's poppin' cuzzel
cuzzel by wolfplug December 4, 2016

Cazzelled 

To be stuck in a crazy, bad, stupid situation of your own making, after saying "nah, it'll be ok". Followed by a redneck hillbilly solution to the problem.
"Should we get gas?" "Nah, it'll be ok."

5 min later in the middle of nowhere, stuck on side of road without gas. Trying to siphon gas from the small gas motored power washer in the bed of your truck. You've been "cazzelled".

"Is that a storm coming? Should we head back? "
"Nah, it'll be ok."
15 min later stuck in the middle of Lake (or woods) in the worst thunderstorm of your life. Trying to take shelter on a stranger's dock only for it to break off from shore and float away with you on it. You've been "cazzelled".
Cazzelled by rockyrambler June 21, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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