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A Cunniffe (pronounced coo-niff) is a person that craves attention and submits ego articles to wikipedia about themselves. They often claim to be funny and like to dabble in stand up comedy but lack a sense of empathy to those around them, and as a result, are not very funny. They often pad their stories with lies to inflate their ego or to gain trust from others. May display psychopathic tendencies.
Watch out for Bob, he can be a huge Cunniffe sometimes.
Cunniffe by Occasional Genius July 19, 2016
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Look at Adrian, he is such a Cunniffe! Isn't he awesome.
Cunniffe by SSTuesday October 26, 2016
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cumsniffer 

A person who enjoys, and takes the pride and joy in making a man or transvestite ejaculate, and proceeds to smell the produced semen, or going as far as inserting the semen into the nostrils.
Sunny broke into my house last night and cumsniffed the dried semen residue on my used condoms in the trash.

This guy is a fucking cumsniffer, don't trust him in your house...he'll sniff all your cum up.
cumsniffer by Ass-Sardine January 4, 2008

cuntsniffer 

Cunt Sniffer, to smell that of the hairy cup. Often a suplimentary, or a replacement for raw fish. Cuntsniffers generally fail at life.
Mum, stop being a cuntsniffer. I do love cuntsniffing in the evening
cuntsniffer by CallYum March 15, 2008

cumsniffer 

Hanna: Did you hear about the contest Kevie won?
Brian: No, he hasn't started flexing it everywhere yet.
Hanna: He won the National Cum Sniffing Olympiad and outsniffed everyone else. That's my cumsniffer Kevie uwu owo
cumsniffer by UnguessablePass February 19, 2021

John Cunniffe 

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.
Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!
John Cunniffe by micktherigger April 12, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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