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Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.
Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!
Cunion by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016
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Cunion funk

1. Vaginal cheese

2. Dirty under garment build-up caused by yeast infected discharge.



Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.

Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.

Cunion funk by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
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Originated in Newfoundland. Similar use as cunt but not as nasty. For people who don't like to call people the big 'c'. Probably a combination of cunt and onion (something to do with smell maybe?)
Man that guy is such a friggin' cunion.
cunion by Vachon Man November 1, 2005

Cunion Breath 

"Eww Kim you've got cunion Breath"
Cunion Breath by Ajayjay81 July 16, 2017
A hideously smelly vag.
I nearly puked when I got a whiff of Shirley's cunion fumes.
cunion by Cunion Fumes August 26, 2011

Chunions 

A group of really kickass human beings at Vandy
The chunions are so cool
Chunions by anonymous April 23, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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