Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.

Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"

Brose Cuervo by oneall April 10, 2009

Curto

Italian. Masculine. Badass. Magical properties. Curto is short for completely unbelievably remarkably talented (h)ombre. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who enjoys music and other performance arts while being understatedly athletic.

"Where were you?"
"Hanging out with Curto."
"Duuuuuuude!"

"Curto just blew my mind."

He's a great guy. I wish I was as curto as him

Curto by oscarphillips April 7, 2011

cueto 

One bad ass mother fucker who leads by his actions

The guy that would beat the shit out of Chuck Norris.

Bob:" you are not a cueto, man."

cueto by bigman135 loves pussy February 28, 2013

jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

jose cuervo by joshua001 March 11, 2007

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity 

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

cuarto 

dominican slang for a large amount of money

"etoy bucando lo cuarto que tu cre hacta que consiga una bmw seria 3"

cuarto by Don Yo August 28, 2007

cuerno de chivo

noun
1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.

From the song "Pacas de a Kilo" by Los Tigres del Norte:

" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"

cuerno de chivo by Naquerrimo January 28, 2005