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El Cuerpo
The classiest character in the online game Nitrous Racing. This man is pure win, and consistently scores flawless victories.
His barbecue's name is Melissa. Whenever you complete a mission, he gives you his meaty bone. You eat it and are happy.
His barbecue's name is Melissa. Whenever you complete a mission, he gives you his meaty bone. You eat it and are happy.
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Ay Papi, Yo Queiro Su Cuerpo
Ay Papi, Yo Queiro Su Cuerpo by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 22, 2007
Brose Cuervo
A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.
Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
Brose Cuervo by oneall April 10, 2009
jose cuervo
In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
jose cuervo by joshua001 March 11, 2007
Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity
Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010