blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

blood cruton by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

crutonic 

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

crutonic by Sianipants August 8, 2008

cruton

A delicious block of flavour that you may put into salads.

I love crutons because they make me feel closer to our savior, Jesus Christ.

cruton by pianosaurus August 5, 2005

Cruton

A person (commonly male) who appears to be normal until you bring them around girls at which point they become super creepy and completely disregard the Bro's before Hoe's rule (ie cockblocker). Usually can be seen in a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette, sporting sideburns, and occasionally wielding an acoustic guitar which they use to sing slow sad songs with. Crutons completely disregard the fact of whether or not a potential hook-up is in a relationship. Crutons are also known to be late periodically and brag often about the "hot" hook-ups they've had.

Where the hell is Cruton? Wait a second...where is my girlfriend?!

Cruton by The Fredonia Fighter! June 30, 2011

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

Futon Cruton by Staffro November 4, 2010

Stephen Cruton 

an alternative name for Steff , Queen of Wellbeing

Where's Stephen Cruton? Oh she's probably at Trafford Centre again

Stephen Cruton by turnip76 March 31, 2022

Cruton

Someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.

Dude. Jackie's a cruton.

Cruton by Dude April 8, 2004