An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.

- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.

Croatian handshake by 01000011 November 4, 2021

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Crotisseried

Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time

I smoked a shit ton but now after drinking I’m straight crotisseried

Crotisseried by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019

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Crotalus

Disgusting type of lizard that wanders around one's home, leeching off of parents that don't work.

"Found out I got a Crotalus in my house, better get the lizard repellant."

Crotalus by Cornerstone Shooter March 27, 2016

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Croatian Prince

A Croatian Prince is a smart, educated, well built young man who looks to his future as a king. He is athletic, charming and respected by all man kind. Girls want to be his bride. He is a business minded guy who makes plenty of money, drives expensive cars and gives often to help the less fortunate.

Is that a star in the crowd? No that is a Croatian Prince!

Croatian Prince by D Shark M December 18, 2010

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