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Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
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carnitas 

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.
Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.
carnitas by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011
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Cérnita 

Italian slang for a dangerous sex game in which the woman is the master and the man is the slave. The woman picks an object in the room and sticks it in the man's butt. Cérnita means selection in Italian language. In this case the selection is the one of the object picked by the woman. Be careful with Italian women saying "Ti faccio una cérnita", "I make you a selection".
Giovanna: "Ti faccio una cérnita stasera" - "I make you a cérnita tonight"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"

Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
Cérnita by VeryVeryWell January 16, 2011
a secret goddess from an undiscovered soul-praising ancient society
"Look! That girl over there is Cinita!"
cinita by cinit September 12, 2013

Doritos Carnitas 

Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.
Want to come over to my dorm tonight? We're having Doritos Carnitas.
Doritos Carnitas by eggmeat June 11, 2006

Critakachic 

A state of mind where you are worry-free and having a very positive time. This is when nothing is wrong in the world.

Can be sometimes associated with a "disconnected" almost lightheaded feeling. Can't put it into words you have to experience it yourself.

This feeling can never be associated with mind affecting drugs. It HAS to be natural.
I am feeling Critakachic.

Bob is in Critakachic.

Critakachic!
Critakachic by Gary Slaats March 7, 2004

Carnitas 

We were at the carnival the other day and all of the rides were ran by carnitas.
Carnitas by ScottB1 May 21, 2009