Chimobile 

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.

Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.

Chimobile by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009

crapmobile 

In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.

In the flick "I, robot" there is a Volkswagen Beetle that is all rusty. That would be a crapmobile.

crapmobile by chrys March 27, 2005

Chopmobile 

A vehicle where you take a lady back and proceed to have sex with her. You are chopping her in your vehicle. A Chopmobile ideally is a van of some sort, having a mattress in the back or seats that fold down.

"Man, where am I supposed to take her after the party tonight?"
"thats easy as, just take her back to the chopmobile"

A toyota super custom would be a very effective chopmobile.

Chopmobile by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011

dripmobile 

an automobile that is dripped out

bro look at that dude's dripmobile

dripmobile by ProfessorPiggos May 19, 2022