Clinton Young

Phrase used when someone who lives in an area with crappy ass phone service (like Criket Wireless) needs to call their voicemail and stay on the line for about 10-12 seconds for them to receive any text messages that they have not yet received.

Someone who tries to be funny random, but ends up soundin like a dickhead

A great place to have come from and i am certainly proud of my English heritage.
Its the home of REAL football (paul Gazza,gary L and wayne R, rugby (like American football but without pads i.e. not for pussies) and criket (fuckin hell Vaughen u just took Shanes head off, good shot mate).
Also has some class cities, York, Durham, Manchester, London and Newcastle. People drive around it mainly shit cars, mainly in either red cars, or corsas it seems. Gettin an A2 at college (not university) is the equivelent as gettin a PHD in america, those undeducated lot.

Policians are snide and the Conservative party are in power most of the time, except for this recent Labour blip, will soon pass, although i must say Tony isnt an idiot, at least he tries, hes better than Bush, and dont accuse him of taking civil liberties, as u pay for heat magazine with your Tesco card.
The weather sucks, it just does, it gets ludacrisly cold, despite every father aclaiming to their son the warmth on the fine December day.
We do like afternoon tea, and crumpets are very nice, Oxford and Cambridge are full of pricks, i got invited to their meetings, ive not seen evidence of any hot girls yet, if u do, let me know.
And finnaly, the ladies, what can i say, thyre not fat, or broad, or siliconed up like american chicks, they are much hotter in genral, altho there are some real skanks, the US does have the OC in Cali tho, i have been it is teeming with hot grils, and they really do love the british...

Brown kid who likes Kittys, the computer, and his right hand...when combined he is in heaven!

Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor

A greeting amongst some middle eastern countries which means "thank alla"
often associated with a firm handshake (3 firm shakes and a serious look in the eyes)