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place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Cremona by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
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A term used by people that are classified as “old as fuck” to refer to coffee creamer.
Customer: Excuse me dear, do you have any cremora?
Barista: What in the flying fuck is cremora?
cremora by UrbManJM July 19, 2018
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Cremony is similar but not the same as a ceremony. Cremony is oft confused but is a fancier and larger version of a reception that occur in weddings or dances
Wanna had the greatest cremony the city of Austin had ever seen
Cremony by Joes312 June 30, 2016
She's such a cremora!
cremora by tequilagirl85 May 24, 2009

crémone 

Ottawa valley french word for scarf
Attache ta crémone autour du cou
crémone by Luc Therien October 27, 2007
Very attractive vibrant energy a true go getter
I love being around Creona she’s amazing
creona by Runnintown November 22, 2021
The word Cemona , is a female name. Commonly used in Greek, Italian or other Mediterranean cultures. It is sometimes used to describe a beautiful female. Common characteristics for a female with the name simona, is down to earth,shy, timid, caring, poised, gracious, reserved nature, organized, intelligent, with strong beliefs and well mannered. A Cemona are born with strong maternal instincts, and are known to become good wife.
Girl: I wish i was a Cemona
Guy: that Cemona is so hot

Girl: The name Cemona is such a Mediterranean name

Guy: I would like to marry a Cemona
cemona by anonymous November 23, 2021