break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Craycist 

Being craycist is being discriminant to certain crayon colors.

Yo, hems, YOUR SO CRAYCIST to white crayons.

Craycist by Hi&He June 15, 2010

break my crayons 

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

Crayonista 

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

Crayonista by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

crayons 

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

crayons by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

breakin my crayons 

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

breakin my crayons by j-$$ January 1, 2009

Crayons 

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

Crayons by Not Zane September 21, 2004